Ñåãîäíÿ êàê-òî ïîëó÷èëîñü, ÷òî ÿ ðàññêàçûâàë Èðå:
— Íó òàì, ñâèíüÿ, êðûñà è åùå îäíà çâåðþøêà... Êîçåë, êàæåòñÿ. Òàì âîò îíè òàì æèâóò, îáùàþòñÿ è âñå òàêîå. À ñîñåäè ó íèõ ôàøèñòñêèå êðîêîäèëû. Îíè ãîâîðÿò ñ êîíäîâûì àêöåíòîì è âñå âðåìÿ ñòðîÿò ãëîáàëüíûå ïëàíû ñêóøàòü êîãî-íèáóäü èç ñîñåäåé.  îñíîâíîì íà ñâèíüþ ó íèõ ïëàíû. Íî îíè íå îñîáî óìíûå, ïîýòîìó âðîäå íè÷åãî ïëîõîãî íå ïðîèñõîäèò. Âñå â äóõå Áåçóìíîãî ïðîôåññîðà è Ìàêñà â ñòàðîì êèíî 80 äíåé...

Òàê âîò. Ðàññêàçûâàë ÿ ïðî êîìèêñ, êîòîðûé â ìîåé ãàçåòå íà 15 ñòðàíèöå. Íàçûâàåòñÿ Pearls Before Swine. Âïîëíå êðåéçàíóòûe ñþæåòû, ôàêò; è ñåé÷àñ ÿ åãî äàæå îñîáî íå ÷èòàþ, åñëè ôàøêðîêîäèëû îòñóòñòâóåþò â î÷åðåäíîì ñòðèïå. Àãà, âîò ëèñò: Rat, Pig, Goat, Zebra, Guard Duck (ñòîðîæåâàÿ óòêà - ÀÊ), Crocodiles, and Larry - the dumbest of the crocodiles, unable to hunt Zebra. Aãà - òî÷íî, îíè âñå âðåìÿ Çåáðó õîòÿò óêóøàòü. Íå Ïÿòà÷êà.

Íàïðèìåð, (some Germanglish required :)


èëè âîò:


Ëèíêà äëÿ ïûòëèâûõ óìîôô. Ëèíêà äëÿ äîï.êàðòèíîê.

Îòòóäà âîò äëÿ ëþáèòåëåé - The strip has become somewhat controversial due to its use of adult humor, mock profanity, violence, drinking and drug references and references to mid-east terrorism.

ps. Äëÿ ýñòåòîâ ñî÷åòàíèé è êîìáèíàöèé (òèïà ìåíÿ è Äýíà Áðàóíà :)
Pearls before swine refers to a quotation from Matthew 7:6 in the discourse on holiness, a section of Jesus`s Sermon on the Mount, implying that things (such as pearls) should not be put in front of people (or in this case, swine) who do not appreciate their value.